We wouldn't have survived the party if we had incessant blackouts.
We rock fabulous attire to the work place While ALWAYS maintaining professional standards we do understand dress codes, after all — party girls aren't going to meander into the office clad in your typical, snooze-worthy, nondescript, poorly-fitted button-down and grandmother flats. Most people couldn't be party girls if they tried, mainly because Lookkng 2 am fatigue would win the battle over 4 am fun.
Partying is not an occupation for the fear-addled faint of heart — we've had massive, scary-looking bouncers eating from the very palms of our gril polish-adorned hands since we were year-old tiny twinks. We have global connections The business connections we have developed in the throes of a party are incredible.
When we talk, suits listen. Our lives Lloking a collection of outrageous stories that will entice and entertain future generations of children and grandchildren to come. We aren't easily rattled Party girls have the patience of the highest goddess herself.
Our thrill-seeking, adventurous spirits have inspired us to go to events solo since we first entered the social world. I mean, aren't we supposed to be nothing more than mascara-streaked hot messes who carelessly lose ourselves in the vapid glitter of the party? The flakes get weeded out of the scene faster than the speed of light.
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An eight-hour work day is nothing — we don't tire out. In short: We're not tiresome wimps.
We understand the weight of an RSVP. It takes an incredible amount of natural charisma to Lookihg out in the shimmering sea of a nightclub, and WE manage to do so. We are the urban legends of the modern millennium, sprinkling stardust across the surface of the otherwise dismal planet.
You will receive 72 blowers in total. We are women with a deep understanding of what is real and what is fake, what is right and what is wrong. Last one at the party, last one in the office Party girls just have more stamina than regular people. I don't need Lookint explain how well this skill translates into business. Contrary to popular opinion, a party is actually the premier training ground for the corporate culture.
Case closed. We are natural networkers A party is the quintessential social environment. After all, haven't we been deemed the very LIFE of the party? We will be the street wise women who singlehandedly rescue your beloved company from tragedy — because we knew better. We are everlasting ladies who know our limits. Please enter a question. Unlike our inexperienced coworkers, we won't make a raging partu of ourselves at the company party.
After years of the sensory overload of nightlife culture, being told we have to stay in the office an extra couple of hours is child's play.
You can edit your question or post anyway. Do you understand how many annoying people we've put up with for the sake of maintaining the tranquility of a party? These blowers are ideal for a birthday girls' party! So what is it about party girls that make us the sky-high achieving, endlessly-promoted, raise-receiving wonders of the work force?
We aren't innocent, blindly-trusting girls. We're not fragile creatures Party girls can handle just about anything thrown on our leather jacket-adorned shoulders.
We can sniff out a sketchy deal in a heartbeat. We have an endless supply of energy It takes enormous energy to withstand the trials and tribulations of nightlife.
We are smart investors Most people would be SHOCKED to discover how talented party girls are at investing their money in the smartest and most proper ways. RSVPs actually mean something to us Party girls don't get invited to the endless events, fundraisers and wild rooftop soirees because they're flakes. By Zara Fn April 20, Even the most tightly wound, supremely uptight entity on the planet wouldn't Loooking to deny this life truth: Party girls lead tremendously more fabulous, exciting and effervescent lives than their non-partying counterparts.
We party girls might as well have an honorary doctorate in international business from Columbia University.
We don't require hand-holding or molly-coddling. So how, dear — HOW could it be possible the girls, who can't even bear the thought of more than one night in per week, gir, killing it in the workplace? They have a fantastic pink de and are decorated with 3 girl characters.
Making connections is in our blood; we don't know how NOT to do it. We have partied with CEOs, moguls, geniuses and entrepreneurs from across the globe.
Networking is a muscle like anything else, and a party girl has been exercising that muscle for years. These horns are perfect for your childs next birthday party! We learned how to prioritize our funds early on in the game, always investing Looing legal taxis and negotiating for free champagne. We add flair to the corporate culture. If you could employ an astonishingly healthy woman cut from steel or a withering waif to work with, WHO would you choose?
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